Heybabeimwearingurpanties
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
ugly people sure do ruin things
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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