If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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