Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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