Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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