names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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