Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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