i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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