yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Those nachos came to me in a dream
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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