Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
BRING THE BAGELS
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Randomize
