# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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