Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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