Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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