Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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