Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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