There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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