she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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