i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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