After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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