so that wasnt chicken after all
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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