I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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