Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize