shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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