Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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