i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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