Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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