Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I could fuck to npr.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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