glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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