It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
nutella sex= disaster
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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