I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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