Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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