He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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