My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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