his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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