Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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