you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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