i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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