How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
my being single is dangerous.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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