Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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