Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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