You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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