'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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