drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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