like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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