so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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