I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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