Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Just high enough for therapy.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I pour the whiskey from now on
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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