Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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