so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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