Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Randomize
