And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
