butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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