yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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