Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
ttyl tear gas
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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